MAN-WHORE VS MAN-WHORE

Has Brian finally met his match....man-whore vs man-whore...Today, we will be talking about sports-fucking---

In this corner: our beloved champion, Brian Hammer Jackson...legend has it, he's had more ass than a toilet seat!!! He has made more women scream than any horror film that you have ever seen. They named tube steak after his genetalia; In the office of your Ob-gyn, there is a picture of him hanging there, so women can relax when they open their legs. The master of disaster, the oscar of oral, the hanky in the spanky...Brian Jackson!!!

In this corner---the challenger---Jack Kregas: The thunder from down under. His milkshake brings all the girls to the yard....his kangaroo goes up your ladies under-roos; he knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of your tootsie pop!!! The oddity that makes you go owie---Jack Kregas!!!

Jack is going to tell us what it was like to be a gigolo in St Moritz in the 1960's. This is an explicit language and mature subject, interview by an immature man-child. If you would like to be part of this orgy, the number is 319-527-6099. Inhibitions strictly prohibited and must be left at the door!!!