January Jones sharing "A Martha Stewart Thxsgiving Carol" with Steven Krage

The Mistakes of a Better World

– Steven Krage

A Martha Stewart Thanksgiving Carol

Turkey’s resting in the oven, Mashed Potatoes on the stove, Mom’s tipped back a bit of sherry, That’s why the cranberry sauce has clove.

The doorbell rings, who can it be? The family’s not due til’three!
I trip over the dogs as I head to the door, Is it that gal we’ve been waiting for? Yes!

It’s Martha! Martha! Martha Stewart is here! It’s Martha! Martha!
She says, “Let’s eat my dear!”

We head to the table,

She sits at the head.