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Turn your shitty life around by listening to The HyperSloth Happy Hour! We solve all your problems in 60 minutes or less. Just call in with your most frustrating, heartbreaking, ball busting problem and we'll crack our noggins wide open and let the brilliance inside gush forth unto your soul like a cerebral money shot!
Here are a few of the topics we obliterated with genius this episode:
Why does MIDI never work?!
Why don't printers ever work?!
Do beavers really exist?
Sheriff ZigZag deals out neighborhood justice.
Rufus' dog VS chickens.
And some quotables from the show include:
"Don't buy your pants at Sam's."
"You have a good looking set of man teeth!"
"It will make you want to build a computer chip out of a beaver's tooth."
