The Art Of Masturbation

Ever since I can remember your parents told you to keep your hands to yourself.

The Art Of Masterbation. Most of us do it, why is it so taboo in 2017.  Case in point. Womens' Magazines, 50 ways to acheive orgams, I only know one..Get a man! Anyway toys industry top toys are adult toys billion dollar business. Think about it,a woman is buying a toy that looks like a mans penis men we have been replaced. When a Dildo has more game then you have, who is really a dickhead. I see no negative in this. My top reasons masterbation is a good thing.

1.Taking matters in your own hands.

2.  take control of my own orgasm

3 Welfare: To many unwanted kids brought in this world

4. Not hearing " Seriously I was almost there"

5. You don't hear the words " Are You In Yet, then they say"I felt something.

6.Rape: stay with me here. If you are going to abuse someone sexually, just go abuse yourself. Rip your own underwear and beat that bad boy.

7. No child support Enough said.

8. You get to cheat in your own mind and get away with it.

9.Your penis will never leave it in time of trouble or need.

10. My favorite: I bought stock in the tissue industry and I need the money.

If you have other reasons why masterbation is good go to our Blog Before Monday 4/10 and I will read it on the air Monday morning.

 Footnote: More Bill O' Reilly  tapes.. Maybe if Bill  thought he was clever as a fox (Network) to get away with sexual harrassment.he would  of been better off choking the chicken

TCOM = Taking Care Of Myself