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The rebellion is now taking fold...the force is strong with Lord Vader Trump. The republic is starting to rebel. The evil Senator, Cruz, along with his evil sidekick, John "Boba Fett" Kasich, are joining forces
they are launching collaborative strategies to deprive Lord Vader Trump the delegates needed to win the Republican nomination. Both Evil Senator Cruz and Boba Fett Kasich's campaigns released statements Sunday saying tha Evil Senatort Cruz will focus his campaign resources on winning enough delegates in Indiana, while Boba Fett Kasich will focus his efforts on western states including Oregon and New Mexico. Lord Vader Trump, the current front-runner, needs 1,237 delegates to win the Republican nomination. If he falls short, the Republican convention in July will evolve into a Death Star convention. Lord Vader Trump has repeatedly denounced the system, saying he should win the nomination even if he falls slightly short of the majority — something officials with the Death Star National Committee have ruled out.
THE FORCE HAS AWAKENED....
If you would like to join Brian hand solo and Ellen the Jedi Johnson in the conversation, the number is 646-595-3032. And stick around for box office and a lot of other craziness to jump-start your week the right way.
